Monday, July 31, 2006

Interlude: Empty Cupboard


In my refrigerator right now:

Jar of low-sugar marmalade
A near empty jar of pricey Sarabeth jam
Two containers of minced garlic (??)
An old stick of butter
BRITTA water

Relax -- I'm not gonna attempt to make something out of that. I should buy some groceries, but I kind of can't be bothered. My heart's not into cooking. Maybe I'll change my mind later today or later this week. I need to eat this week. Human beings need to eat. That's part of the deal. But then again, what's the point of any of it...?

Monday, July 10, 2006

Poor Malice Casserole



DESCRIPTION

When I started this blog, I was pigeon-holed as a pizza recipe man. Now, I'm in danger of becoming Mr. Bread Pudding. In an effort to downplay it, I'm simply referring to this as a "casserole", because that's what it essentially is.

The bottom line is, no matter what the grocery bill is, these dishes make A LOT of portions and will feed you for a fucking WHILE. And it's the kind of dish that tastes better the day after. (And the day after, etc.) And I've been so awfully broke as of late...

Consider this one as the template recipe. All my recipes are modifications on recipes that I find; here, I encourage you to experiment.

INGREDIENTS

"The Essentials"
olive oil
2 packages of frozen, chopped spinach, well-drained
1 lb of mushrooms (any kind), chopped
2 yellow onions, chopped
2 cloves of garlic, chopped
3 cups fake eggs (or equivalent of 6 eggs)
1 quart milk

1-2 huge loaves of good crusty bread (whole wheat/grain), torn up

"The Optionals"
salt
black pepper
1 cup parmesan
any seasonings you like
shredded cheeses are good; whatever you like
vegetables you like (chopped broccoli?)
meats or fake meats, chopped
instead of 1 loaf of bread, you could combine a bunch of different bits of old bread

DIRECTIONS

In a large pan, over a low heat, sauté chopped onions in a bit of olive oil until nicely carmelized. Add garlic, mushrooms, drained/thawed spinach and any seasonings. Add meat/fake meat any veggies. Remove from heat and set aside.

In a very large bowl, combine eggs, milk. Whisk well.

Add your slightly-cooled sauté mixture, stirring. Start added your torn pieces of bread, folding them in as you go. Eventually, you'll need to use your hands to really get in there.

Add all your cheeses. Incorporate well, with your hands.

Depending on how much stuff you've got in there, you may need to let it soak up a bit. It oughtn't be too soupy. If it is and you don't think it'll all get soaked up by the bread, you might want to add some more bread. If your bread's particularly dry/crusty, you may want to let it soak a little longer.

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F, and grease a large baking dish (or several) with olive oil. Scoop your bread pudding concoction evenly to the pans. Sprinkle with any remaining cheese, drizzle with a little olive oil. Bake until firm in the center and golden brown -- "about 1 hour". Serve warm.

To reheat: heat up a pan and add a little olive oil. Scoop a portion of the casserole into the pan and sauté, breaking it up with your spatula. Let it brown a bit. Scoop onto a plate and go bonkers.

OK, since this pretty much covers anything you can do with this recipe, I shall retire my "casserole" line unless I come up with something that changes the rules.