the saddest pasta in the world

DESCRIPTION

sad, sad, sad.

INGREDIENTS

some uncooked ziti/rigatoni
water
salt
olive oil
grated parmesan
(garlic?)

DIRECTIONS

put water in your pot, salt it and bring it to a rolling boil on the stovetop.

drop in your rigatoni or ziti and let it cook for however long it takes. (read the package, damn it.) drain it. don't rinse it, for christ's sake. that's stupid.

heat up a pan. put some olive oil in it. if you've got some garlic, put some finely minced garlic in there, spread it around. drop in your cooked pasta, sautee. sprinkle generously with grated parmesan. if you like, toss and cook until some of the pasta is a little browned at parts. taste it to make sure it's good. if it's not, rummage through your spice rack to see if anything can fix it.

if nothing fixes it, remove from heat and let it cool before scraping it into the garbage.

now, go to bed hungry, you loser. and buy some fucking groceries tomorrow.